An Angel Called Lucifer

by The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis

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An Angel Called Lucifer is the debut album from rock giants-to-be The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis. Containing 12 tracks, with nearly an hour of music, ACL is the standout debut of not only 2006 but all time.

[Liner notes]
"The beast forced all the people to have a mark placed upon their right hands or on their foreheards... this mark, is the beasts name, or the number that stands for the name. Its number is 666."
The Prophecy of the Dark Angel foretold the rising of the beast would occur 760320 minutes before the turn of the second millenium: in 1989 this prophecy was fulfilled. No-one knows the exact spot from which Steve Wicked arose 16 years ago but it is told that from where he came, there are legions waiting for his command - with the release of 'An Angel Called Lucifer', Wicked finally can give the word to his people, and together they will join forces to change the music scene forever. The Leader will arise from the east, with his two disciples coming from the north and from the west. The first son of the first son of Lancelot Vangelis will emerge under a masquerade until his time comes.. From the north came Rory McButt and from the west David Picklesworth and together they became: The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis

STEVE WICKED THANKS: A random bloke called Bernard, in fact, anyone called Bernard; and the actor Brian Blessed
DAVID PICKLESWORTH THANKS: Steve and Rory for playing his parts.
RORY McBUTT THANKS: David Picklesworth for his commitment to the band and speeding the recording process up by not showing. Also, thanks to the great Milky Way company!

credits

released June 30, 2006

Steve Wicked - all guitars, vocals, bass guitar, piano, fx
David Picklesworth - n/a [concepts, words, absence]
Rory McButt - drums, vocals, bass guitar, synthesizer, fx

All arrangements by The Ill-Fitting Garibaldis
All tracks recorded 28-29 June 2006

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▁▁▁▁ A WICKED PERSPECTIVE▁▁▁
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▁ "A DECADE ON it's unfortunate to see this first release is a load of shite. Of course it couldn't be helped; the visionary artist I have become could only feel creatively stifled alongside the mediocrity of Picklesworth and McButt. When the standout moments appear on this record, needless to say I provide them all. All the guitar solos here stand out - unsurprisingly! My trademark triple-guitar aural-assault first appears during 'Priest On Fire' (and repeats during 'The End Of The Album Is Here'). My fat (phat?) tones on 'Dark Church' - not to mention that virtuoso tapping solo!!! - both hold up. Regarding the original liner notes, my birth prophecy was revealed to me by my (then) personal shaman, Master McWren. I appear to be having fun in this recording but it was simply steely reserve passed off in jovial fasion: I knew Picklesworth and McButt would have to go." SW 2017

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"Undoubtedly the greatest artistic collaboration ever. No hyperbole. Fact." #SKULL #KING #2017

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Track Name: Dark Church
There’s a place out of town, feared by all men
For there worships demons, beasts and Master McWren;
He is the pope of Lucifer’s Church
He doesn’t take communion:
Unless you’re in a hearse!

He’s the leader of the:
Dark Church, Dark Church!

Don’t you be roaming the streets after dark,
Ghosts and Master McWren will be on your trail;
They’ll hunt you down
They’ll cut you up:
A sacrifice to the underworld
Your body in a cup!

You’re the victim of the:
Dark Church, Dark Church!

Wanna fight the Lord?
Want to live a life of sin?
The Dark Church’s crypt
Is the place to begin;
Down there Master McWren
Will start the ceremony
Once you’re in there’s no out,
It ain’t no party!

It’s your Christening in the:
Dark Church, Dark Church!
Join Master McWren in the:
Dark Church, Dark Church!
Track Name: Pentagram Bible
Pentagram Bible, sitting in a Church
Pentagram Bible, sitting in a Church
Pentagram Bible
Pentagram Bible
Die!
Track Name: Priest On Fire
<<Priest On Fire>>
So you think you can tell me what to do?
Just wait till I get my torch on you!
You will burn like a priest on fire
Priest on fire!
Count to ten; see if I’m still here
Priests beware, you all must fear
Warning you, I don’t mess around
Priest on fire!

Heard about the church that burnt right down?
I was standing there laughing at the ground!
Priests were begging me to stop the chaos!
Priest on fire!
You’re falling down a well never to return
Once I get to you your church will burn-burn-burn!
Holding the torch in my right arm singing…
Priest on fire!

Time is ticking and I am ready to start
I’m pure evil, can’t appeal to my heart!
Priests be worrying when I am around
Priest on fire!
Burn them all down, one by one
Till the last – he’s the chosen one
Take him with the torch and let him fry
DIE PRIEST DIE!!!

<<The Lost Virginity Monologue>>
Disturbed as a child
Brought up in the wild
Went to church every Sunday
Let’s just say it wasn’t all play.
Met a priest when I was nine
To me he took a shine
Next thing I knew, I wa’nt no virgin
I got real angry and burnt him
I burnt him to the ground!
That priest got burned to the ground!
I burnt him to the ground!
That priest got burned to the ground!

<<Death On Bone Street>>
Death on bone street!
My priest never saw the light of day again
Murder on bone street
Ever since I’ve never had a friend
Death on bone street!
His body never was found
Death on bone street
I burnt that priest to the ground!

<<The Wicked Redemption>>
(Instrumental)

<<Priest On Fire [reprise]>>
(Priest-priest-priest-priest) Priest on fire!
(Priest-priest-priest-priest) Priest on fire!
(Priest-priest-priest-priest) Priest on fire!
(Priest-priest-priest-priest) Priest on fire!
Track Name: Crispy But Soft (Like A Biscuit)
Crispy but soft, like a biscuit
You really, threw me off
Tell me how to get to the place
Where you want to be
Take me down to the place
Where you want to be
Yeah!

Crispy and soft but you know what it feels like
Being a bourbon yourself
You’re a custard cream but it doesn’t matter
Yes you know what I’m talking about!
You know what it is you want
You know what it is I need
You’re crispy but soft, like a biscuit
Not like a sponge cake, so that’s okay!

Playing in a quartet and what do I get out of it?
Nothing, but it doesn’t matter anyway
I don’t know what I want
I know what I need
You know what I want
I know what I need
Play that funky music!
Yeah…

Um, walking down the street
Listening to what you’re saying
You know what I’m saying mister!
Walking down the street – you know what I’m saying!

You know what I- you know what I want
You know what I need
Crispy but soft like a biscuit!
Crispy but soft like a biscuit!
You’re so wicked, yes you are goddamn wicked…
You fill my bourbon with your chocolaty goodness!
Track Name: Sugar-Coated Raisins
They're sweet and sugary (Sugar-coated raisins)
They’re unbelievably tasty (Sugar-coated raisins)
They’re a wonder of mankind (Sugar-coated raisins)
They’re the ninth wonder of the World (Behind Elvis Presley’s toilet)
You start a pack and eat them all (Sugar-coated raisins)
Can never have just one (Sugar-coated raisins)
Edible at any time! (Sugar-coated raisins)
Breakfast – lunch, tea and supper! (Sugar-coated raisins)
Never-ever get sick of… (Sugar-coated raisins)
Track Name: When Your Biscuit Don't Fit (Stop Dunkin')
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
Stop dunking it in that tea!
If your biscuit won’t fit
Then get it out of that mug!
Eat it instead of dunking…

When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
Or at least get a bigger mug to dunk it in!
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
It ain’t that big and it ain’t that clever
So just don’t do it, ever!

When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
When your biscuit don’t fit
When your biscuit don’t fit
When your biscuit don’t fit, stop dunking
When your biscuit don’t fit
When your biscuit don’t fit
When your biscuit don’t fit… (Stop dunking)
Stop dunking
Track Name: Walking On My Dessert Island
Walking on my dessert island
In the snow and rain
Yummy delights around me
I relieve my pain
I use a sponge to hog me
I use a knife in my face

On the dessert island, with my friends
And my chocolate biscuits, and my friends!
It was fun, and so nice
And I ate, a lot of rice

We’re walking on the dessert island!
Dessert Island! (Dessert Island)
Track Name: The End Of The Album Is Here
including:
The Portrait Of Society [5:59] (McButt)